Gruesome Al-Qaeda: The Intestinal Miracle that Saved a Prince

“The miracle that saved Prince Mohammed bin Nayef….The the suicide bomber hid the explosives in a sensitive part of his body (his anus).......The man was about one meter from the Prince when it was detonated, and by some miracle the prince received only superficial wound......”
It is obvious what happened: the twice misguided man (he had already repented once) had the explosives in a constricted place that made his own internal organs absorb the force of the explosion. HRH was saved, literally by an acronym for the American Nihilist Underground Society (a k a rectum intestinum).
The proctologist(s) who loaded the explosives did not account for that factor.
But did the Prince not get any shrapnel, or at least any unwelcome splatter ‘matter’?
Cheers and Ramadan Kareem
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